Hurray! Did you see the news last Friday? The World Health Organization is finally owning up to paralyzing hundreds of thousands of innocent people with their polio eradication program. The WHO is responding by removing the paralysis-causing strain of polio from the oral vaccines that will be used worldwide from April 17th going forward.
April-freaking-fools, readers. The WHO would never admit such a thing. The lie they’re spinning falls along the lines of “We removed perfectly safe mercury from all childhood vaccines in 2001 just to appease a few noisy parents.”
Here’s the deal: there hasn’t been a case of wild type-2 polio in the world since 1999 in India. That means that the only type-2 paralysis in the world is caused by the vaccine itself. Not one to rush to judgment, the WHO waited 17 years to address this travesty, except in India, where they quietly began the switch to this “new” vaccine at some point in 2010 after the vaccine-strain type-2 caused 56,000 cases of paralysis in 2010, another 61,000 cases in 2011, and another 21,000 cases in the first half of 2012. Never fear, our CDC blames the explosion of Indian paralysis on better detection— we just weren’t noticing 138,000 people not being able to walk or feed themselves up until 2010, silly researchers.
Here, in a February 2015 8-page PDF put out by the WHO, our trusted leaders have drastically lowered the number of people paralyzed by the vaccine worldwide over a 12-year period to…
750. 750 people in the whole entire world. Why do they bother to say such things? Do they think we’re stupid? Do they expect us to believe the World Health Organization would do jack shit for 62 people per year, worldwide, over the span of 12 years? I just can’t even.
The fact that National Geographic spins this nonsense to say that the new polio vaccine “improves the match between the viruses in the wild and the vaccine that suppresses them” is an exercise in creative writing to say the least. They’re not changing the type-1 and type-3 viruses in the vaccine. They are only eliminating type-2 because it’s ruining hundreds of thousands of lives and hasn’t been relevant since “Mambo Number 5” was the must-have song at every wedding reception in America. So by “improving the match” they mean “eliminating 1/3 of the vaccine that has been unnecessary and dangerous for the past 17 years.”
All of this is being done in preparation to stop using the oral polio vaccine by 2020, and have the entire world using the inactivated injection that we use in America, which does not stop the transmission of polio in any way, shape or form.
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