Are you the type to pile on the vaccine exemption bonfire right now, demanding to eliminate all philosophical and religious exemptions? Do you think it’s a great idea to only allow the medical exemptions that are all but impossible to find a doctor to put their license on the line for? I hope you’re excited to get the shingles vaccine because you’re burning your own bridge to opt out of it.
All of the pending vaccine exemption legislation is just the tip of the iceberg in making America the most over-vaccinated country in the world. If these bills are passed and exemptions are abolished, the government and its inbred pharmaceutical sisters will be poised to tie all state and federal licenses and benefits to you being up-to-date on vaccinations, no matter how old you are.
Want the state to intervene on your behalf and garnish your deadbeat ex-husband’s wages for child support? Better get your genital wart vaccine first. Thought you might renew your driver’s license online this year? Not so fast– they’re going to need to see proof that you got the 23% effective flu vaccine.
Applying for the TSA Precheck so that you can skip those long airport lines? Be ready to show your childhood MMR records. Wait, you don’t have your childhood MMR records but you’re certain that you received two doses before the age of 5? Do you think they’ll care? No, they won’t. Go get two more or take your shoes off and wait in line to get radiated with the rest of the losers with disqualifying criminal history.
Want to collect unemployment? Along with proving you didn’t cause yourself to get fired you’ll need to prove you received a pertussis vaccine in the last 10 years. Need to go on food stamps? Hmmm, maybe… after you first get 3 doses of Hep B, then they’ll consider it.
Federal loans, grants, disability insurance, low-income housing, social security, and FEMA benefits will all be tied to your constant injection with bacteria, viruses, mercury, aluminum, MSG, and formaldehyde. Medicaid, Medicare, Obamacare, and state pensions will require you to be up-to-date with not only the current adult vaccine schedule, but any of the 300 new vaccines in the pipeline that the CDC cares to add to it once your rights to opt out are securely burnt to a crisp in that exemption bonfire.
So you think this is only about the kids? Think again, and be careful what you wish for.
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